Okay I have seen that siri iPhone commercial shit probably 20 times an hour today and I don’t understand because he just looks painfully lonely????

Reeses peanut butter cups oh fuck we are perfect omg

Teen Wolf…

MY BABIES ARE BACK YESSSS

happiness.: Some New Foods at SD Del Mar Fair

yehkim:

ashleysunday:

janineine:

Some New Foods at SD Del Mar Fair

  • Pie Fries: Deep-fried pie crust strips with strawberry preserves on the side
  • Deep-Fried Tang
  • Deep-Fried Chili Asteroid: Award-winning homemade chili & cheese, deep-fried in a hush-puppy batter

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Opening line from The Lovesong of J. Alfred Prufrock (1920), by T. S. Eliot. Inspired by this.

Opening line from The Lovesong of J. Alfred Prufrock (1920), by T. S. Eliot. 
Inspired by this.

rumour:

veniceking:

so wet not even the dryer can handle me

u put yourself in a dryer for the internet

rumour:

veniceking:

so wet not even the dryer can handle me

u put yourself in a dryer for the internet

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I don’t care what you guys think, but I love Kristen Stewart

hunger-games-what-ifs:

I was a twilight fan before the Hunger Games, so I’m going to stay a fan until the end

unfollow if you want, but I’m just letting yall know so I don’t live a lie

just know if you do, i will miss you and you won’t be getting my updates anymore

by the way, I’m not a Harry Potter fan either, and I never will be one

(Source: melchiors)

‘It was my pleasure.’ - Rachel McAdams & Ryan Gosling winning the Best Kiss award in 2005.

(Source: fuckyeahmcgosling)

misterstranger:

My pants. I threw them. 

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News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: Man throws intestines at police
Britain: wat
News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
Britain: Shit Canada.
America: You fucked up.
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ofmiceandbren:

walking-d3adman:

livingdeadgirl826:

tumboner:

onedirectioonn:

fiilthypout:

heyfunniest:

Obama sings “I’m sexy and I know it”

this is the best thing i’ve ever seen in my life

obama is life ok

another one omg

~crying

WHY

WOW this is kind of perFECT

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